The Life of a Truck Driver

My husband sent this to me this afternoon and it was too good not to share. The only changes I've made to the story is merely formatting to make it easier to read.

The Life of a Truck Driver: Driver (my hubs) vs Stupid Person

Driver: Hi, I have a delivery of two skids of drums for you.

Stupid person:  We don't have any drums.

Driver:  Ok, I have the drums for you.

Stupid person: What's in them?

Driver: Water.

Stupid person: Why did you deliver me water?

Driver: You brought it.

Stupid person: I am not allowed to buy things.

Driver: Your company bought it.

Stupid person: Oh, I feel dumb.

Driver: (thinking) No fucking kidding